Captain Hammer will save us.ĭialogue Moist: Hey Doc! Dr. Mayor Hankins: Justice has a name, and the name it has.Moist: Do you need anything dampened, or.Oh, I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal! Get outta my way! I gotta get out! Why is this fire exit locked?!.And I realized, I'm not the only hero in the room tonight. Anyway, she turned me on to this whole homeless. There she is! Cute, huh? Sort of a quiet, nerdy thing. When I fell deeply in love with my serious, long-term girlfriend, Penny. You know what, I don't need tiny cue cards. I hate the homeless-ness problem that plagues this city.They were waiting for me at the Mayor's dedication to the Superhero Memorial Bridge, the Freeze Ray takes a few seconds to warm up, and I wasn't. Apparently, the LAPD and Captain Hammer are among our viewers. I also need to be a little bit more careful about what I say on this blog. It was less successful in that I inadvertently introduced my arch-nemesis to the girl of my dreams, and now he's taking her out on dates, and they're probably going to.French kiss or something.! She called him sweet? How is he sweet? Right, Freeze Ray! So, after tonight I am in the Evil League of Evil if all goes according to plan, which it will, because I hold a PhD in horribleness. I say successful in that I achieved my objective. This, my friends, is my Freeze Ray, which, with the addition of the wonderflonium I obtained at my famously successful heist last week. Who is 'her' and does she even know that you’re a." ![]() "You always say in your blogs that you will 'show her the way, show her that you are a true villain'. Here's one from DeadNotSleeping: "Long time watcher, first time writing" blah, blah, blah, blah. Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay? I don't have time for a grudge match with every poseur in a parka. I waited at Dooley Park for forty-five minutes-" Okay, dude. Oh! Here's one from our good friend Johnny Snow: "Doctor Horrible, I see you are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis. ![]() So, transmatter is seventy-five percent, and more importantly, the Freeze Ray is almost up. Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. But they were transported in bar form and they clearly were- And by the way, it's not about making money, it's about taking money. They're not gonna say anything in the press, but behold! Transported from there.to here! The molecules tend to shift during the transmatter, uh, event. E-mails! 2Sly4U writes: "Hey Genius." Wow, sarcasm! That's original! "Where are the gold bars you were supposed to pull out of that bank vault with your Transmatter Ray? Obviously, it failed or it would be in the papers." Well, no. A letter of condemnation from the deputy mayor-that's got to have some weight. What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death-whinny? No response, BTW, from the League, yet. I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. AH! A lot of guys ignore the laugh and that's about standards. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… Ah-ha-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhh… So that’s, you know, coming along.
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